Snow Serpents

To this day I have so many fond memories of playing with my vintage G.I.Joes in the snow. After the plow drove by, leaving a virtual mountain of snow and ice, I would bring out all my arctic-themed Joes and all my… well, all my Cobras because I only had one Snow Serpent, but that made him the badass, the most dangerous villain to pick off the Joes one-by-one until finally one of the valiant Joes like Blizzard or Snow Job had to pin him to the top of the SnowCat and drive it off the cliff, like how Indiana Jones killed the Nazi colonel in The Last Crusade. Anyway, now I’m a grownup and I can afford more than one Snow Serpent. Can’t wait for the winter!